Okay, I have a confession to make.
I like trashy TV shows. You probably already guessed it a little bit when I wrote about The Bachelorette – but the problem goes much deeper than that.
I’m honestly a little ashamed to admit it, but I have been known to watch The Bad Girls Club on Oxygen. It is quite possibly the biggest train wreck I have ever seen. Honestly, these girls are just about the saddest displays of humanity in the world. But I CAN’T STOP WATCHING.
It’s not really my fault. I haven’t been feeling very well lately, so I’ve been spending a lot of time on the couch. And Oxygen always tricks me into it by playing something decent first. Then, before I know it, they’ve sucked me in by following it up with a marathon of the worst/most addictive programming ever.
Yesterday was probably my lowest moment of all time. I actually took to google three times, TWICE in one episode. That’s right, google now thinks cranberry juice, dolphin rape, and ham are my new hobbies. (Which also proves I’m way too old to be watching this s***, I actually have to look up the meaning of slang terms – apparently “going ham” on someone is a thing now. And dolphins are rapists. She wasn’t lying.) Thanks for that, Bad Girl’s Club.
I’m not the only one, either. In fact, before I had even finished typing out “I had plans for that cranberry juice” it popped up as google suggestion #1.
Seriously though! She had plans for that cranberry juice…
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go read a book to make up for the brain cells I just lost.
What show do you occasionally watch that you’re embarrassed to admit?